Capo is a special cat. Like no cat I've ever met before. I rescued her from a local shelter in 2006. She was a tiny cute pink nosed kitten- super curious and playful. And also had runny poo. I used to have to wipe her bum with baby wipes. It was real gross.
runny bum and all, she was still pretty cute. and tough, my boy roommates used to torture her- they wouldn't even call her by her name, and instead, they called her Sweet William. Billy for short.
As she got older, she developed a real 'tude. A real sense of entitlement.
It certainly didn't help that when I lived with Emily she spoiled Capo rotten. She would carry her around, rock her like a baby, let her do whatever she wanted. It really messed with Capo's head. Because after Em moved out, Capo felt like she still deserved that treatment.
If Capo doesn't get a particular brand of food she will find plastic, eat it, then puke on our bed. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Or, she will knock stuff off my nightstand.
or chase the dog.
It is not cute.
Capo has also fallen out of a third story window and lived to tell the tale.
and there was that one time she took it upon herself to lick all the hair off of her own "girly bits".
Like I said, she is special. and I just wanted to share her with you.