* ...I am up until 2:30am on a work night and have zero rally ability in me the following day.
* ...kids I used to babysit are either a) in college or b) drinking age.
* ...i realize my 30th birthday is right around the corner.
* ...2 beers does me in.
* ...all my friends are having babies. plural.
* ... i refer to tv shows like fraggle rock or punky brewster and the kids I babysit have no idea what I am talking about.
* ...i find my very first cell phone and realize it isn't that far off from what Zack Morris used to carry around.
* ...i find scrunchies in a box of old things.
* ...waitresses call me "ma'am".
* ...I make an "urrhhhh" noise when getting up from sitting on the floor.
* ... 11pm seems really late to me.
* ...i can't sleep in past 7am.
* ...I read labels on the food I buy.